Vivienne Quote

A bumper week with Viv means a bigger selection of Viv-isms than usual…

#1

Me: “Wow haven’t we been up to a lot today Viv? Ballet lessons, riding your bike around the park, feeding the ducks, going on the swings, the Doorman Museum and the cinema!”

V: “Yes it’s really fun without Daddy isn’t it?”

#2

V: “Can I give the ducks some of my smarties?”

Me: “No Viv, I don’t think ducks like chocolate.”

V: “But how do you know that? Have you asked them? I think they do.”

#3

Me: “Who’s a better driver, Mummy or Daddy?”

V: “I think I’m the best driver.”

Me: “You can’t drive..”

V: “Yes I can. BRUM BRUMMMM.. GET OFF THE ROAD YOU SILLY DRIVER! BRUMMMMMMMM”

#4

V: “When you get married you have to go to Italy.”

Me: “….Do you mean Rosie and Jon are getting married in Italy?”

V: “Yes. I’m going to get married in Italy when I’m big. And I’m going to ask Rosie and Jon if they’ll be my flowergirls.”

#5

(To the little boy who put his Buzz Lightyear down the slide which landed near Viv at the park..)

V: “Be careful! Be a bit aware!”

#6

V: “Yasmine is a nice name isn’t it Mum..”

Me: “It is. I love the name Vivienne the best though. I love your name.”

V: “I love your name too.. Mummy Sally Mush”

#7

(One of many chats which end up in Dav and/or me explaining why V isn’t getting a little brother or sister yet..)

V: “You’re not the Mummy I’m the Mummy.”

Me: “You can’t be a Mummy, you have to have had a baby to be a Mummy and you don’t have a baby.”

V: “That’s your fault though.”

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